The Trouble With Guys

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him.
If u don't,he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS nicely,he says u are trying to LURE him.
If u don'he says u from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE, he says u are STUBBORN.
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him,he'll lose FACE.
If he's SMARTER than u,he is GREAT.
If u don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS u.
If u LOVE him, he will try to LEAVE u.
(Very true huh?)